30/05/2026
“My father caught me somewhere with my friends on a school day during school hours. He looked at me and passed. I knew I was d£. Someone was going to d!£ that day.
I made sure I got back to school early and went home with my sisters, which I never normally did. By the time we got home and my father came back and started shouting my name. I said, “Daddy, welcome,” because I knew you cannot agree that it’s you. If you accept, you’re d£.
My father called my mother and said, “Ask your daughter where she went.” I said, “Daddy, me? I didn’t go anywhere.” He said, “Was it not you I saw?” I replied, “Me? A whole head girl? Daddy, I was wearing school uniform.”
My father said, “So you mean I don’t know my daughter again?” This man was vibrating. I started cry!ng and even fell on the ground because anything apart from that performance was your d£.
My mother was confused between her ly!ng daughter and her husband. She now said, “If you saw your daughter somewhere, why didn’t you come down, hold her hand, and throw her inside the car?”
My father said it was because he didn’t know where I was coming from. My father didn’t talk to me for like one week because he knew he saw me. My sisters came to my defense too because they didn’t know I went out too, so they were saying, “No Daddy, she’s not the one.”
So my parents took me for deliverance because they knew I was ly!ng. They said they wanted to deliver me from a ly!ng spirit and s£d&ctiv£ spirit because I was light-skinned and had b&&bs. At about 15, I had more than everybody in my family. Back then, they believed if you developed early, somebody must be t0uch!ng you.
We got to the deliverance around 10 a.m. and didn’t eat because we had to fast so the d£m0ns would leave. This man prayed and prayed. I knew I was not possessed.
He kept asking me questions and I kept saying no. We stayed there till around 4 p.m. I remember they cooked jollof rice at home that day. At some point, I told myself, “Ella, just agree that you’re a w!tch. That’s the only way you’re leaving here.”
So I accepted. I said I wanted to confess so they could allow me go home. My mother was so happy. The man said he saw me eating from a red food flask and that was what got me possessed. I even corrected him and said, “No, it was blue.”
He asked what we do as w!tch£s and I said we fly at night. I already knew all the stories. When the man started praying, I fell down because d£m0ns cannot leave while you’re standing. So I fell, and the d£m0n left.
My mother was very excited that they had finally delivered her daughter. When we got home, she gave me double jollof rice as a newly delivered person...
- Woman shares hilarious childhood story of pretending to be possessed during a church deliverance session just to go home and eat jollof rice.
