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01/05/2025
MORTUARY'S SECRET PART 1I diēd a few years ago, and my body was brought to the mortuary. I miraculously awoke to life, b...
04/04/2025

MORTUARY'S SECRET

PART 1

I diēd a few years ago, and my body was brought to the mortuary. I miraculously awoke to life, but guess what horrible thing they did to me...

HERE'S THE STORY:—

In 2006, I went on a solo expedition in a remote jungle in Sanoe County.

Unfortunately, my communication equipment malfunctioned, leaving my family and friends in a state of distress as they presumed I was d£ad.

Despite extensive search efforts, i remained undiscovered.

Days passed, and one stormy night, a group of local villagers stumbled upon my unconscious body.

Assuming i had perished, they solemnly carried me to the nearest town, where the mortuary awaited the arrival of my b0dy.

The mortician, accustomed to handling the deceased, began preparations for embalming my body the following day.

As the night fell and the mortuary grew quiet, something mysterious happened,
Unknowingly to everyone, my b0dy held onto a sliver of life.

I regained consciousness, disoriented and weak, i felt a thick cloth wrapped around me. It was the most heated moment of my life I've ever felt.

As i struggled and removed it from ontop of me. I woke and sat up but still felt total darkness. Probably because my eyes have been closed for days.

Still unable to recognise what was happening to me and where I was, I sat with my head bend.
After a moment, I managed to slowly regain my sight.

Immediately my eyes cleared off, though the light bulb in the room was deemed, fear surged through me as i realized my surroundings: the cold, sterile mortuary, filled with the scent of formaldehyde & dead bodies.

I was driven by instinct to seek sustenance. With trembling body I realized i was in the storage area where bodies awaited to be taken to the embalming room for preparation.

Horror washed over me as i realized the truth of the predicament i was in,—i was among the dēad, condemned to join their ranks.

I was hungry, horrified, tired and helpless.

It wasn't long when i heard approaching footsteps

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20/02/2025

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20/02/2025

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1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4 Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13 Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black
14 welcome to Nigeria where I have made you laugh😁😄✌️so hard and If you don't bless me with a follow, 🙏🤸💃🙆 . please bless me with a follow.🙏🙏🥱

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