26/12/2022
BIKE MAN: Where are you
going to?
PR******TE: I'm going to
the
mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't
drop you there except you
pay me 3000
naira.
PR******TE: No problem,
when we get there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the
mortuary, the
pr******te said, "Wait here
a
second, let me go get you the money."
When the man waited for
an
hour without seeing the
pr******te, he
decided to go in search of her. He pushed
open
the gate of
the mortuary a little bit,
took
some steps in, before noticing someone,
who
appeared to
be the mortuary attendant,
lounging
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a
ride to
this place,
she asked me to wait for
her to go inside and get the money for the
ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one
entered here! So I
don't know what you are talking
about. The bike man
insisted and
decided to stay and wait
for the lady. The
attendant thought for a while and
asked
him to follow him into the
mortuary room. When they
got
there: ATTENDANT: (He picks up a
stick beside
him, and points it towards
the bodies) If you know
you entered a
bike and didn't
pay, quickly raise up your
hand
and bring it out or else I
will beat all of
you with this stick!
Quickly, one of the dead
bodies
raised up her hand and
threw the
money at the bike rider.
If you were the bike man,
what
will you do?
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