09/09/2023
🙃 MUST LAUGH 😹
1. A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”🤷
Emeka says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best ladies with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a milliøn naira, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.😋 The teacher, shoçked, and not knowing what to do with his bäd behavior, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.🤦 “And you, Precious?” the teacher asks. Precious says “I wanna be Emeka’s girlfriend” 😂😂
2. Teacher: How old is your father?
Emeka: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?🙄
Emeka: He became father only after I was born. 😂
3. “5 ways for man to be happy with women” 🤗
*******
1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…😉
2. Be with a women who gives u her time…🥱
3. Be with a women who takes care of you…☺️
4. Be with a women who really loves you…😊
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know each other! 😂😂
4. Did anyone ever notice that “STUDYING” is a mixture of STUDY and DYÏNG? 😂
5. Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once🧏. How much is six plus four?”
Class: “At once” 😂😂
6. All guys hatë the words DON’T and STOP unless they’re put together.😋
“If you don’t get this, forget about it”
