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25/12/2025

Helllo

12/06/2023

Run the race of your life at your own pace.

08/12/2022

When YOU have a FRIEND that's going thru a personal storm, instead of being a WEATHERMAN and spreading the news, try being an UMBRELLA and cover them with LOVE❤️❤️☑️

01/12/2022

HOW INNOCENT PEOPLE LAND IN JAIL.

Assume you meet your old schoolmate (a lady called Maggie) at a club and you are both drunk. Then you vibe and you offer to drop her home since she lives on your way.

You get Maggie to your car and she seats on the front seat, then you decide to go back to buy a takeaway. While you are gone, she sees her neighbour and tells her to hop in the back since she has managed to find free and convenient transport to take her home.

Her neighbor, Cathy gets in but dozes off immediately.

Now you get back and start driving . Maggie is already too sleepy. By the time you get to her place, she is too tired and all she wants to do is get to her bed and sleep. You even help her out to her door and say good bye.

Now you are driving home a happy man but you have no idea Cathy is sleeping at the back since you never saw her or talked to her. Maggie also forgot about her since she was wasted.

You get home, park, and since you are also too tired to be keen, you rush to sleep. The following day is Sunday, your wife is using your car to church since she knows you are wasted and you are fine by it.

She opens it at around 7am … and Cathy is sleeping at the back. She has removed her bra and shoes…..she had a miniskirt and since they don’t wear any panties these days , her skirt has pulled up and everything private is visible.

Explain with a graph how you will convince your wife that you don’t even know Cathy (60 marks).

You are free to use a calculator and a log table.😂

27/11/2022

A Beautiful lady decided to give herself a Big treat for her 30th Birthday by staying overnight in a really nice Luxurious Hotel.

When she checked out the Next Morning,
The Desk Clerk handed her a Bill for Ksh 25,000.

She demanded to know why the Charge was so high.
"I agree it's a Hotel, but the room aren't worth Ksh 25,000 for just an overnight stay-
I didn't even have Breakfast!"

The Clerk told her that Ksh 25,000 is the 'Standard rate' and Breakfast had been included, had she wanted it.

The Manager appeared and said, "This Hotel has an Olympic sized Pool and a Huge conference center which are available for use."

Lady- "But I didn't use them."

Manager- "Well they're here, and you could have."

Manager- "We have the Best Entertainers from all over the World performing here."

Lady- "But I didn't go to any of those Shows."

Manager- "Well, we have them, and you could have."

After several minutes of Discussion, She decided to pay, wrote a Cheque and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the Cheque.

Manager- "But Madam, this Cheque is for only Ksh 5,000.

"That's correct", she replied "I charge you Ksh 20,000 for sleeping with me."

Manager: "But I didn't sleep with you ma'am".

Lady: " Well, too Bad, I was here, and you could have.

26/11/2022

Nitafungua tu bar ya kuuza chai 😇

12/11/2022

So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10
A blessed weekend watu wangu.

24/09/2022

WAYS TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND HAPPY

1 Obey Him whether he is poor or rich.

2 Give him s*x and food at the right time.

3 Love his parents whether they hate you or not

4 Pray for Him always.

5 Never insult, argue or fight him in the presence of your children

6-Always make him feel he's the superior

7-Never investigate his phone

8. Give him advice that will help him achieve his goals and mission.

9. Don't waste his resources, be a good manager.

10 Support him when he's broke

11. Respect your husband and be under him.

12. Let your husband's business be your business, join hands and make it grow.

Sister, never listen nor take bad advice from your friends or family members who are brainwashing you to hate your husband. Most of them are not happy with your marriage, so beware of bad circle of friends and their bad advice.

Marriage is not scam, just do the needful and see how it grows. ♥️♥️

20/09/2022

Dear married woman learn to minimise your mistakes

Your husband is not your father or your brother, he won't forgive you like your father and brothers would

Learn to be excellence, don't allow those kids to go to school late, do their home work on time
Make sure they are not dirty

Keep his house clean, stop wasting food, burning food, destroying things

Men hate wasting money, help them to manage their resources, stop allowing your kids get sick all the time

Care for them, stop cooking bad food, go to youtube and learn new recipes, I do that

Take care of your body, don't get sick because of overweight, dont be lazy in bed because of overweight

Minimise been sick, a man wants a healthy wife

Stop saying you are not in the mood, you don't have to be in the mood, just be available, open your legs and allow him dig it

It takes wisdom to build a home, no man is terrible, your attitude makes him terrible

19/09/2022

JUST BEGIN...

Just after I received my fee structure from My University for my Ph Ds, totalling Kshs. 850,000 in 2022, I met my Dad, at Cooperative bank in Nairobi CBD.

I explained to him that I had the admission letter and he smiled.

I told him however, "Baba, there is a problem. They need Kshs. 850,000."

He held my hands, then slowly but reassuringly, said, "Just Begin, my son.

To ensure his point went home, he got into his account and gave me Kshs. 14,000 in an account that had Kshs. 20,000.

I was touched.

I added Kshs. 16000 and paid
Kshs.30,000 into the account, and my journey to PhD began.

Today, having reached the dream, I remember the words of my father.
Just Begin....

In everything you do, always remember, JUST BEGIN.

Just begin, no matter how difficult it seems to be.

It appeared to be difficult, but as time lapsed, I realised dad was right.

At some point before my defence, I gave up.

I still had a solid Kshs.300,000 to pay and they wouldn't give me a chance for my final defence.
Then came a very unlikely help.
I had supported a lady to undertake a project evaluation two times in the year. I received her call cautiously asking me to meet her. She was carrying a brown envelope in her hand.
She began, " you will forgive me if you find my action inappropriate. For two consecutive times you have given me a job without asking for a Cent. This is very unusual with many people. I did not know how to approach you, but I am deep with gratitude. Please accept my small gift."
I quickly peered into the envelope and saw they were two bundles, likely in hundreds.She confirmed that it was Kshs. 200,000.
I couldn't believe it.
The words of my father,
" My son, just begin" came to mind.
Don't worry how it will end.
Just begin.
If you are building a house, just begin.
If you are planning to buy land, just begin.
If you want to continue with your education, just begin.
Nothing is more powerful than that advice.We just need to Have Faith and focus.

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