15/05/2026
In recent days, there has been much talk about aliens following the United States Administration's intention to declassify files on UFOs and Unexplained Anomalous Phenomena (or aircraft).
On social media, people have gone somewhat crazy, and theories about who they are, where they come from, and what their intentions are abound. Some say they come from distant galaxies, others say they come from parallel dimensions, and there are even those who say they have always been among us.
On this last point, we agree; at home, we have an alien, or rather a female alien, who is visibly not of this world but is the most adorable creature one could imagine.
And what does Bravo think of a possible close encounter (not with the alien at home, it knows that one well)?
Between being serious and jocular, the answer lies in its very function: if these space travelers possess a biology based on biochemical balances, they would likely have an immense need for a microbiome reconstitution system like ours.
After all, crossing the cosmic vacuum for who knows how long or through who knows which wormholes must not be a healthy experience for internal biodiversity, and I suspect that even an alien organism would benefit from our fleet of natural plasmids, phages, and bacteria, and from the complex cascade of bioactive peptides that we have meticulously studied.
Ultimately, Bravo was born to restore biological harmony where environmental stresses are extreme. If we were ever to host an interstellar traveler for dinner, besides cordial hospitality, we would not hesitate to offer them a serving of Bravo.
We are convinced that the ability of our microorganisms to generate life and protection without following predefined manuals is a universal language, capable of promoting biological integrity in every corner of the galaxy.
Perhaps the true diplomacy of the future will not pass through radio signals, but through the sharing of a robust and healthy microbial biodiversity.