05/06/2026
🕵️♂️ SECRET MISSION: OPERATION 007 🕵️♂️
The Clue: We need brave individuals willing to rise with the sun, blend into a high-visibility morning crowd, and don the legendary armor of the beast.
The Mission: Your face on national screens. Your torso wrapped in advertising glory.
The Date: Monday June 8, as the sun rises.
Operation Type: Black
The Requirements:
• Must possess the rare ability to function before midday.
• Must be willing to wave at a camera lens.
• Must wear the official uniform (should you accept the mission you will be granted the highest classification level and will know all details).
The Reward: Television immortality.
Departure Time: Monday 8 June at dawn.
Location: On a farm, just out of Bundaberg
Do you accept this mission? Spots are highly limited before we drop off the radar.
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